Liebertarian Paradise

Thank goodness for Elizabeth Warren taking votes from Hillary. She made it possible for me to get in and create our libertarian paradise. It took most of my nearly eight years, but we’ve got a small government, although still not small enough. For the moment, there’s a 1% excise tax and a 1% income tax. […]

Libertarian Paradise

When the Sun Comes Up I Write A Story

When The Sun Comes Up I Write A Story

One day I won’t make it to work and somebody will come to my room to look for me. They won’t find the body of a quiet guy who set aside few few dollars a week and inexplicably left a few million dollars to his alma mater. They’ll find my peaceful body and my stories. […]


The Other Side

I lived my whole life for the afterlife and now that I’m on the other side, I’ve got to say I’m disappointed. It’s not at all what I was promised. On the plus side, there was no judgement which is kind of a relief because, well yeah I was a good guy, but nobody’s perfect. […]

The Other Side

Courage of the Heart

Courage of the Heart

I’ve always been a coward. Or maybe just sensible and realistic. When I was young, just a girl really, going to my first job, I always saw this old woman, homeless, about a block from the bus stop. I meant to talk to her, every day I had that intent, but I never did. Sometimes […]


I Hope She Rejects Me

I’m in love and I hope it doesn’t work out. I’d rather have my heart broken than have my illusions shattered. I don’t want to ever know her well enough to see her imperfections, her faults. I don’t want to ever hear indiscreet sounds emanating from her body. I don’t want to see her tired […]

I Hope She Rejects Me

Thempathy

Thempathy

I can’t even describe how painful it is. I have a powerful case of thempathy. Never heard of it? I’m not surprised. It’s a rare condition and most sufferers don’t like to talk about it. Okay. Thempathy is like this: You have powerful feelings, hateful feeling toward yourself that originate with people who see you […]