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Quantum Mechanic

22 Nov , 2014  

Quantum Mechanic

Does anyone know where I can get a good quantum mechanic? My time-space continuum seems to be malfunctioning. It keeps making this rattling sound, so I pulled over at a nearby quasar. They did a particle check but couldn’t seem to diagnose the problem.
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Post-Modern Vaudeville

21 Nov , 2014  

Post-Modern Vaudeville

They say vaudeville is dead but actually we’ve just taken it underground—and we’re preparing for a big comeback. You know, some of those old street people you see, well, they (actually “we”) are homeless, but there’s more to it than that. We are semi-retired vaudevillians, and we’re still practicing the art on the sly…for now.
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Coke Fiend

20 Nov , 2014  

Coke Fiend

It actually wasn’t the fault of the Coca Cola Company, but the heat was turned on them anyway. The problem was that Ernie’s body had a strange enzyme that turned the dark sugary beverage back into the original cocaine-laced formula—the real thing.
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Cold Man

19 Nov , 2014  

Cold Man

He’s cold in every sense of the word, even to the touch. I bumped into him once, and I was shocked at the chill he gave me.
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Relationships

18 Nov , 2014  

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In this brave new world, relationships can be complicated. This is a story about four people. I can’t remember their names, so for convenience let’s just call them Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice.
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Two Worlds

17 Nov , 2014  

Two Worlds

Somewhere beyond space and time there were two ethereal worlds.
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