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It’s Not Real

30 Oct , 2014  

It's Not Real

I’m only nine, but it’s obvious to me that what they’re calling “the real world” isn’t real. I’m not a genius, but since I don’t have much of a stake in the game, it’s easy for me to see that the bosses and workers are playing at something that is out of sync with human nature and the planet.

Okay, maybe I am a genius.
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The Pacifist Court

28 Oct , 2014  

The Pacifist Court

When President Cruz ousted the old nine and installed nine new true believers onto the Supreme Court, he discovered the Law of Unintended Consequences. More…

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Satan Loves You

28 Oct , 2014  

Satan Loves You

I, Satan, want to thank you, all of you, my indispensable magnificent fiends!

By successfully imputing my values onto my nemesis Jesus Christ, you have swayed millions to my side. For this, I am grateful.

Let me be more specific. And let us, together, celebrate our triumph.
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How To Shake Your Head

27 Oct , 2014  

How To Shake Your Head

Be careful when you remove it. Don’t tug. If it hurts you are doing it wrong. Stop immediately. It should take only a gentle lift at just the right angle. Ease your head off your neck like this.

Watch. See?
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The Asteroid

26 Oct , 2014  

The Asteroid

There was a giant asteroid hurling towards Earth. Everyone agreed—correctly—that the asteroid’s trajectory was not caused by human beings. So, everyone forgot about it and perished without complaint in a giant fireball.

This work by Ray Katz is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 4.0 International License.

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Dreams Come True

25 Oct , 2014  

Dreams Come True

Charlotte had to pinch herself. Was she dreaming or was it actually raining men? They were, in fact, dropping from the sky floating lazily to the ground beneath drab green parachutes.
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