Hey Zeus

Hey Zeus

Look at the little heathen baby. He speaks Spanish, but right now all he does is cry. Well, too bad. He shouldn’t have come into the country illegally. His parents, you know, “the invaders,” are being held somewhere else. I don’t know where. Who the hell cares? You...
The Prisoner Blinks

The Prisoner Blinks

The Very Reverend Collins watched the tape of the Somewhat Reverend Falbadly with dismay. Fallbadly had something in his eyes. Although he was making a faltering statement for the cameras, it was hard to concentrate on his words. The prisoner’s eye blinking was...
Not A Bug. A Feature.

Not A Bug. A Feature.

My buddy, Gregor, woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. Actually, not the side. The middle. He’s in a foul mood because he’s been transformed into a giant beetle. Yeah, it’s kind of disgusting but these things happen. I’m trying to...
Hillbilly Renaissance

Hillbilly Renaissance

We thought Trump was talking to us. But he was talking at us. There’s no fury like a hillbilly scorned. Ask Mrs. Clinton. She understands now. Or she would if she could get her head out of her ass for a moment. Anyway, we’ve ditched politicians and phony friends....
Get Used To It

Get Used To It

Don’t worry. It all gets normalized. Think back. You’ll find it reassuring. Your parents told you about it, just like mine told me about World War II and the Depression. Believe it or not, they were actually sentimental about those things. “We were...
Author: Ray Katz