The Usual Boiling Frog

The Usual Boiling Frog

This was not a stupid frog. He knew the water was boiling. He was smarter than a whole bunch of people, which, for a frog, is impressive. There are millions of people too stupid to realize that. And yet he continued to sit in the pot of water, occasionally hopping out...
Medicare for America vs. Medicare for All

Medicare for America vs. Medicare for All

Medicare for America is a bill introduced in December 2018 by Democratic Representatives Rosa DeLauro and Jan Schakowsky. https://delauro.house.gov/media-center/press-releases/delauro-schakowsky-introduce-medicare-america The healthcare proposal is based on a plan...
Hey Zeus

Hey Zeus

Look at the little heathen baby. He speaks Spanish, but right now all he does is cry. Well, too bad. He shouldn’t have come into the country illegally. His parents, you know, “the invaders,” are being held somewhere else. I don’t know where. Who the hell cares? You...
The Prisoner Blinks

The Prisoner Blinks

The Very Reverend Collins watched the tape of the Somewhat Reverend Falbadly with dismay. Fallbadly had something in his eyes. Although he was making a faltering statement for the cameras, it was hard to concentrate on his words. The prisoner’s eye blinking was...
Not A Bug. A Feature.

Not A Bug. A Feature.

My buddy, Gregor, woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. Actually, not the side. The middle. He’s in a foul mood because he’s been transformed into a giant beetle. Yeah, it’s kind of disgusting but these things happen. I’m trying to...